I haven't ranted in a while. However, I'm really tired of people picking on the pope - and I watch TV very little and read very few magazines. But, man, the pope-bashing... you can't miss it. On another note, searching for the perfect home is such a headache!! Okay, I'm through ranting.
I have to wonder why some individuals, the ones who aren't Catholic specifically, care. It's not your pope. Go get your own pope and then bash him or her. So, it's a new pope. An old new pope. Some white guy who's not all that different from any other guy who might've ended up as pope.
Okay, this was copied from MizLiciouss who got it from Butterfly who got it from American Girl.....and my mind is too tired to think right now exactly how far back this thing can actually be traced. Here's the instructions: The Rules: (Copied shamelessly!) Immediately following there is a list of 22 different occupations. You must select at least 5 of them (feel free to select more). You may add more if you like to your list before you pass it on (after you select 5 of the items as it was passed to you). Each one begins with "If I could be..." Of the 5 you selected, you are to finish each phrase with what you would do as a member of that profession. Send a trackback to Ogre's post (whatever a trackback is...), because he's keeping track of his little sin against nature. And since I don't know what a trackback is nor do i know how to tag ppl....just read it and do it!! If I could be a scientist...I'd probably burn down a building, so I'd want to be a forensic scientist just so I could be in on all the action!! If I could be a painter... I would paint graffiti on every train that wakes me up at 2am and stops in front of my house!! If I could be a failed actor gone political...someone might mistake me for Arnold Swarzenger...after all, we do have the same build ya know!! If I could be a scientist... Now Tag! You're IT!!
If I could be a farmer...I'd never have to buy frozen or canned foods again. YUMMMMMY!
If I could be a musician... I'd be the one pretending to sing!
If I could be a doctor... (another money maker)...but i'd prefer to be a pediatrician. AND, I'd definatly wipe all the alcohol off they rub on you right before inserting a needle. I mean, I know it's sanitary and that's good...BUT is it too hard to wipe off the alcohol so it won't sting. Oh, I have another issue w/ doctors. Gynecologist to be exact. Don't they know that KY jelly is extremely cold on those rubber gloves?? Wrap the tubes up in a heating pad or something. There's nothing like having erect nipples while the doc is performing a pap smear!!
If I could be a gardener...Is that the same thing as a farmer? Maybe I could learn to have a green thumb and have lots of flowers!
If I could be a missionary...I'd probalby cause some sort of riot b/c I'm sure I'd guide others in the wrong direction!
If I could be a chef... I'd be FAT and eat until I hurt! (in my own defense, that's not saying I can't cook)
If I could be an architect... I'd probably be a pretty rich bitch!!
If I could be a linguist...I'd use a lot of naughty words so others wouldn't have a clue i was cursing them out!
If I could be a psychologist...I could be nosey and find out how people's minds really work!!
If I could be a librarian... I'd play loud music and say to hell w/ being quiet!! Who came up w/ that idea anyway?!?!
If I could be an athlete...once again, I'd probably be rich!!
If I could be a lawyer...I'd like to represent only those children who have been victims of sick perverts!!
If I could be an innkeeper...I think I'd read lots of books and suffer from boredom!!
If I could be a professor...I'd probably teach psychology. There's so many neat and fun things to do to apply it to a lesson.
If I could be a writer... then my blogs would be so much more interesting!!!!
If I could be a llama-rider...then it's probably safe to say that i'd have a sore ass almost 24/7!!
If I could be the oddybobo's maid. . .I'd be the best damn maid ever!! hehe
If I could be a moonbat...I'd have to find the definition of "moonbat" before I could give you an accurate answer.
If I could be an elementary school teacher...been there, done that!!
If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician...
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer...
If I could be a llama-rider...
If I could be the oddybobo's man servant. . .
If I could be a moonbat...
If I could be a failed actor gone political...
If I could be an elementary school teacher...
After one of my best friends AND a cousin passed away I had a dream of the end of the world. I believe that this is symbolization for the loss and grief we all experience when death takes someone close to us. It changed my whole world leaving me by myself.
Through the darkness of my new life I learned that you have to fight or just give up and wait to die. Once you "open the doors of light" it becomes a realization of the more coherent world. Because of all the pain of loss, change, and loneliness I realized that I wasn't alone, but had a lot of family members and friends that were on my side and delivered me at the end of those painful days. So you see now those days have ended and that world is no longer a part of me.
I hope that everyone can understand where I'm coming from when you read this...if not, don't ask. I guess I'm just acting a little out of the ordinary. We'll just blame it on tons of stress and PMS all at the same time!!
I was wondering....if i removed all the aspects of my personality that tried to BE something or someone...the calculated personalities i've developed for myself over the years...what would i be left with?
Name: "peach"
Bday: july 12
Sign: cancer
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